Author
T. H. Watts
T. H. Watts writes books that are unapologetically weird.His debut novel, Rise of the Fishmen - A Hostile Takeover, is an absurdist satire that skewers power, common sense, and occasionally itself — a book under constant threat of censorship.He lives in New Zealand, where against all odds... he is tolerated.
Blurb:
They rose from the deep to claim our world.
Three Fishmen. One prophecy.
That instantly failed.They weren’t done yet, for they had their gift: the power to control every fish in the sea.
They also had cameraman Gary Graves, willingly kidnapped and yearning to be seen.Together, they’d create the most modern of monsters: a startup. A unicorn. The Uber of fish.An app so powerful it could destroy entire ecosystems.Fish Direct™ was born. And yes, they delivered.Absurdist, sharp, and gloriously unhinged, Rise of the Fishmen skewers tech hype, corporate “vision,” and our collective appetite for convenience—no matter the cost.📄 An advisory notice from the Bureau of Fictional Containment.
In accordance with Section 7, Subparagraph C the Imaginary Threat Mitigation Act:⚠️ WARNING!
This book contains:
• Profanity (excessive and unnecessary)
• Inanity (elongated for your pleasure)
• Humanity (in small doses)
• Fishmanity (in large doses)
• A manatee (hard to miss)
• Sean Hannity (REDACTED)
• Hilarity (questionable at best)
• And one crown-approved hermit“I’ve read it five times.” — A Junkie in Training
“It’s just so addictive.” — Same Guy, Now Worried
“You got another copy, man? Just enough to take the edge off…” — Still Him, But Later🏆 Winner of the Definitely-Not-a-Made-Up Prize Award from the Commission of Legitimate Achievements.